Boy, I am about to BANK!!!!!!!

It's always funny to see the spam mail that you receive when you have a profile on the internet. As far as I can tell all the spammers think I am fat, impotent and need a mortgage. ( I will let you decide on that one for yourself!) One one of my names I have a public profile and in the name I say my name is Pack, Mr. Zilla if you're nasty! Well every so often I get an email saying "Hey Pack" or something like that today I got one of the funniest.


Dear Nasty ,

I am Barrister Lucky Martins, a solicitor at law,
personal attorney to Mr. P.B.Nasty, a national Of your
country, who used to work with Shell Development
Company in Lome Togo. Here in after shall be referred
to as my client.On the 21st of April 2003, my client,
his wife and their only daughter were involved in a
car accident along Nouvissi express Road. All
occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost there
lives.

Since then I have made several enquiries to your
embassy here to locate any of my clients extended
relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful.After
these several unsuccessful attempts,I decided to track
his last name over the Internet, to locate any member
of his family hence I contacted you.

I have contacted you to assist in repartrating the
fund valued at US$17.5 million left behind by my
client before it gets confisicated or declared
unserviceable by the Security Finance Firm where this
huge amount were deposited.The said Security Finance
Company has issued me a notice to provide the next of
kin or have his account confisicated within the next
twenty one official working days.

Since I have been unsuccesfull in locating the
relatives for over 2 years now, I seek the consent to
present you as the next of kin to the deceased since
you have the same last names, so that the proceeds of
this account can be paid to you.Therefore, on receipt
of your positive response, we shall then discuss the
sharing ratio and modalities for transfer.

I have all necessary information and legal documents
needed to back you up for claim.All I require from you
is your honest cooperation to enable us see this
transaction through. I guarantee that this will be
executed under legitimate arrangement that will
protect you from any breach of the law.

*** Attorney for Mr. P.B. Nasty?!?!?!? Ahhhh good old uncle P.B.!!! I think I should forward all my info to this man RIGHT AWAY!!!! errrrr... maybe not.