Spammers and scammers and fakes... OH MY!!

I have mentioned before in my blog that ssince I put up a personal ad, I have tons of "girls" from Nigeria contacting me trying to scam me. Well, I have a blog on another site just for giggles and I haven't done much to it. But I got this message

I am Jennifer William from uk,,, i am 27years old ,am importer and exporter of cars as a living , i am single never married , i am Seeking for a lovely and honest women ?

I was sent down to earth for a mission, a mission to find someone that will complete me. I never thought that my task would be fulfilled till the very moment I saw your pictures ,,


If you only knew that there is a true love waiting for you. One that will never die or grow tired.


Love can be expressed in a myriad of different methods, but the most timeless and most treasured will always remain the classic love I believe in my heart and soul that we were meant to be with one anotherand I wish upon a star for you to return by my side


I had finally found the perfection women that I had been seeking for all my life. At the very moment, I didn't believe my eyes as the girl that I thought only existed in fairytale now stood facing me. Staring at the moon , Anytime I saw your pictures with your gentle smile, the smile that gave me the strength to make the impossible possible


My affection for you grows each and everyday. I am totally addicted to you, and you're the only drug that kept me from dying. When I looked into those eyes of yours, I saw the real me, a person that lives for a goal and a purpose. I pray hard each day, just to hope that you and I can be in a relationship that is more than just friends someday.

i belived that love come from know were , i belived it what you have been doing and how honest and lovely you her that we make me crazy for you more than this ,,,,,,,,,

I want someone to share my laughter, my fears, someone to listen, and to be there when I feel like the world is crashing down on me, and I want to give that same courtesy back to them in return. I don't want someone standing at my door waiting for me to get home, or around constantly, because that drives me absolutely crazy

Making you happy, seeing you happy… I truly enjoyed that. Well, for me, I've never been treated like that, and I want to be, i want someone that we make me feel like am a kings in the sky, and someone that can make to feel like I am a special person in the world , that the person I am with enjoys being with me, and in return they show it. Not meaning physically, but other ways too. I need to know that someone wants me to be as happy as I want to make them.


For now, I've written this letter to declare how your pictures attract me , and I will be right here waiting for your request,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Ok,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Thanks

Now, I know that some chick is not going to see my picture and just gall madly in lust with me. But I being a good sport sent back this message!"

Wow, that is a lot to get from looking at one picture of me.

That's it that is all I wrote but then she wrote back:

Yes you are wellcome ,i we like to meet you soon if you really care to chat and want to know me better ,, you can send me your ID so that we can get to know each order better by canvasation ,,,,,,,,,,,,ok i we be expectingyour request again ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ok

Well, now... if she is from the UK wouldn't she have a better grasp of English?!?! I mean I am no Willy Shakespeare but GEESH!!! I guess I will try and string this one along until she starts asking for money or for me to receive computers like this one "girl" did. I may have been born yesterday but it wasn't late yesterday!!