Return of the mack?!?!?

Guys, I know I have been neglecting this blog for a long time. I have just been lazy. Seriously, I wanted to come in here and post my witicisms but I was just being a lazy frickin' bum. I have so many stories to tell you and memories from way back to share. I want you to really get to know me. Really KNOW me!! And it will begin to pop again!! Oh yes!!! I have this incessant need to tell you, gentle reader, all about me and what goes on in my mind. Be prepared!!!