To sleep per chance to ....

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Man I hope I get rest tonite!!!

But can they please SHUT UP?!?!?!

I don't know if anyone is watching VH1's "But Can They Sing" but for your sake; I sincerely hope not!!! This show has some of the worst singing I have ever seen. (And believe me from my days on the karaoke circuit that is saying a lot!) The show features *cough* stars like Morgan Fairchild, Larry Holmes & Carmine Gotti Agnello singing for charity. Man, what a way to ruin the good name of a charity, eh?!?! Anyways the main thing that bugs me about this whole thing is Carmine Gotti is still in it. The people keeping him there are the teen girls who go all gooey for the Gottis. Now, if I am a teen girl and looking for someone to lust after it would not be any of the Gotti Boys. I used to watch "Growing Up Gotti" because there were some funny moments in the first few episodes. But then the Gottis began writing books, appearing everywhere and generally becoming media sensations. So they are young and famous.... and still you can not understand a FRREAKIN' WORD THEY SAY!!! Seriously, without the captions telling you, you might understand 1 out of 50 words they spout. I am embarassed for people with such low standards for their superstars that word bumbling fools like The Gottis can be heroes. Anyone who votes for him deserves to have their tv screens kicked in!!!

Stewie Rulez!!! 

Turning over several leaves!

One of the few things that bugs me about my house is the 12 inches of leaf covering that my lawn has on it during the fall/winter. I used to try and rake it but by the time I got through with one part of the yard it was already filled back up again. Well no more baby!!! I just bought a leaf blower/vacuum!! The wind comes out at speeds of 230 mph!! Hooowahhhhh!!! Man, this is the perfect machine. It both blows and sucks!! And it does it in the yard too!!! Okay i better cut short the innuendo 'cus I don't know how far I can go on here yet. TOS where are you?!?!

Darn you Rib Crib!!!!

Baleh!!! Why do people have to be so nice and offer up a free appetizer when I am trying to diet?? A plate of cheese fries later I am feeling very stuffed and guilty!!!

It says in the bible

According the the New International Version of the Bible, Proverbs 25:24 says :

"Better to live on a corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife."


According the the New Sooner67 Version the next line should say "Amen< brother!!"

My Doggz!!! 

Life is just a Fantasy (Football)

Well here I am in last place in my football league. I have won my last 3 games knocking off the two best records in the league in consecutive weeks, thank you!!! This week I am stuck though! My main man LaDainian Tomlinson, is out for the week on a bye. Now this really bites because he usually scores 1/2 to 2/3 of my points. Well it was a nice streak while it lasted!