Little old comic genius me...

Friday night I was out and about doing that karaoke thang. The show was a bit quiet for my taste. So in my first appearance on stage, I commented that Big Tim ( I believe was his name), who was a waiter at the bar, performing Right Here by Staind was singing the perfect song for him. (The song that has lines like "You keep me right here WAITING". ) Get it?!?!?! He's a WAITER?!?!? Singing I will be "Right Here WAITING FOR YOU"?!?!? Bwahahahaha ZINGGGGGG!!!! POWWWWW!!!! Then when I went up to sing my second time, the girl in front of me, her name is Kat and she is a hottie plus a fantastic singer, had just sang Alicia Keys "If I Ain't Got You". My line was "I think it's pretty cool that she just sang Alicia Key, because I will be singing a song by her brother. His name?!?! Wayoff Key!!!! Way off key?!?!?! HAR De HAR HAR!!! A couple of knee-slappers for sure!!! I will be appearing at Yuk Yuks in Juneau...

Something funny I heard last nite

I listen to a lot of the old time radio shows on Sirius at night just to help me relax and on "The Life of Riley" I heard a very funny little blurb. A guy was talking to Riley and tells him "Riley, I think my wife is starting to run around on me." Riley tells him "I have seen your wife. If she starts running get her a good pair of shoes!". I did that Riley. I did indeed.