Friday, January 13, 2006

Guess I can't date that pig in Washington any more

OLYMPIA, Wash. -- Reacting to a story that drew gasps of horror across the country, a state senator is asking her colleagues to outlaw sex with animals.

The issue drew unwanted attention to Washington state last year, when authorities revealed that a man died of a perforated colon after having sex with a horse on a farm in rural King County.

Sheriff's officers believed they had no options for criminal charges for the man's companions because bestiality was not explicitly covered under the state's animal cruelty law. Prosecutors did eventually get one conviction for trespassing.

Animal advocates responded with a push to outlaw bestiality, and Sen. Pam Roach, R-Auburn, vowed to sponsor the measure. Her bill began its legislative journey Thursday, heading to the Senate Judiciary Committee for review.

*** Shucks, another state to avoid. It rains all the time and now this!!!

I was doing research I SWEAR!!!

SACRAMENTO — California employees caught viewing porn on state-owned computers could end up paying a fine of $1,000 a day under the terms of a new bill that cleared its first legislative hurdle Jan. 10.

Assembly Bill 546 by Assemblywoman Bonnie Garcia, R-Cathedral City, would set a state government-wide penalty of civil fines and make it illegal for all state employees who engage in this activity.

Currently, state workers who spend time cruising adult websites and chat rooms are subject only to mild disciplinary action, which varies among agencies.

*** But... but... but.... I was just trying to book a reservation at a Hilton and this is what I was taken to!!!!

Can I get a little privacy? NOOOOO!!

Apparently full record of you cell phone activity could be for sell on the internet. Read the story attached to the link for the whole story.

***As the Dead Kennedys song
"California Uber Alles" says

Close your eyes, can't happen here
Big Bro' on white horse is near


This is just the beginning!!!

Hitchcock was right....

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - A South African anthropologist said Thursday his research into the death nearly 2 million years ago of an ape-man shows human ancestors were hunted by birds.

"These types of discoveries give us real insight into the past lives of these human ancestors, the world they lived in and the things they feared," Lee Berger, a paleo-anthropologist at Johannesburg's University of Witwatersrand, said as he presented his conclusions about a mystery that has been debated since the remains of the possible human ancestor known as the Taung child were discovered in 1924.

The Taung child's discovery led to the search for human origins in Africa, instead of in Asia or Europe as once theorized. Researchers regard the fossil of the ape-man, or australopethicus africanus, as evidence of the "missing link" in human evolution.

Researchers had speculated the Taung child was killed by a leopard or saber-toothed feline. But 10 years ago, Berger and fellow researcher Ron Clarke submitted the theory the hunter was a large predatory bird, based on the fact most of the other fossils found at the same site were small monkeys that showed signs of having been killed by a predatory bird.

Berger and Clarke had until now been unable to show damage on the child's skull that could have been done by a bird.

*** Me thinks I shall start wearing a helmet when I go for my walks.

Back to school ....

Sex offender accused of trying to pass as 'royal' student

Some at Stillwater, Minnesota Area High School had their doubts from the beginning. Joshua Gardner was able to get inside the school on multiple occasions -- that is, until some student journalists uncovered his past.

At first, his interest in the school didn't seem terribly strange. He called himself a prospective student.

"He was pretty quiet," sophomore Frank Carlson said. "But he seemed to talk with a little bit of an accent."

Caspian, as the visitor called himself, came to the school three times, according to a police report.

"I ended up hearing he was a duke from England (who) was visiting America," sophomore Reid Gilbertson said.

The visitor told students his full name was Caspian James Crichton IV, and his royal title was the "5th Duke of Cleveland."

"I just thought he was kind of goofy and they didn't really like him that much, I guess," Carlson said.

Gilbertson said some people thought the visitor was "kind of a snob."

At the school newspaper, they thought, if Caspian's story were true, it certainly would make an interesting feature.

But their research led them to a Web site called the "Earl of Scooby," where the "duke" said his heritage was British and his goal for the year was "to not make the front page of any paper."

Then the young journalists found the visitor's picture on another Web site: Florida's registry of sex offenders.

The 17-year-old duke turned out to be 22-year-old Joshua Gardner, of Austin, Minnesota.

He was convicted of fourth-degree criminal sexual conduct in Winona County in 2003. He was found guilty of coercing his young girlfriend to have sex with him in 2001.

***Nice try dude.

Donners didn't eat their own!!!

There's no physical evidence that the family who gave the Donner Party its name had anything to do with the cannibalism the ill-fated pioneers have been associated with for a century and a half, two scientists said Thursday.

Cannibalism has been documented at the Sierra Nevada site where most of the Donner Party's 81 members were trapped during the brutal winter of 1846-47, but 21 people, including all the members of the George and Jacob Donner families, were stuck six miles away because a broken axle had delayed them.

No cooked human bones were found among the thousands of fragments of animal bones at that Alder Creek site, suggesting Donner family members did not resort to cannibalism, the archaeologists said at a conference of the Society for Historical Archaeology in Sacramento, Calif.

"The Donner family ended up getting the stigma basically because of the name," said Julie Schablitsky, one of the lead authors. "But of all the people, they were probably the least deserving of it."

The sawed and chopped animal bone fragments, recovered during an archaeological dig over the past three years, do suggest "extreme desperation and starvation," the study said. One of the animals eaten was a pet dog — presumably "Uno," mentioned in some of the children's later writings.

"The Donner Party's experience was bad, but it wasn't as bad as everybody's been told," said Schablitsky, a historical archaeologist at the University of Oregon's Museum of Natural and Cultural History.

The findings by Schablitsky and Kelly Dixon, an assistant professor of anthropology at the University of Montana, don't necessarily disprove the accounts of cannibalism told by rescuers and survivors stranded in a fierce winter storm in the mountains southwest of Reno and north of Truckee, Calif.

If cannibalism did occur at the Alder Creek site, in what is now the Tahoe National Forest, bones were not burned or boiled along with the flesh, the authors said. Such bones endure in the ground a very long time, while unburned or unboiled bones turn to dust in a relatively short time.

"We thought for sure based on all the accounts in the diaries and the relief journals and people's memories that among the other animal bones, we'd definitely find other human remains" at Alder Creek, Schablitsky said in a phone interview with The Associated Press. "So the most significant find is really what we didn't find."

Descendants of the Donner family say the findings bolster claims they have made for years — that cannibalism was not as rampant as portrayed in sensational contemporaneous newspaper accounts of the ordeal, which only about half the pioneers survived.

"We are thrilled and relieved," said Lochie Paige, the great-granddaughter of Eliza Donner, daughter of George Donner.

"Their findings, in my mind, completely exonerate her from having any part in cannibalism," she said from her California home Thursday.

G. Richard Scott, a bioarchaeologist who studies cannibalism in the Anthropology Department at the University of Nevada, Reno, is participating in the conference symposium this week but said he has not yet seen the papers presented by the two scientists. He suggested it was premature to draw any specific conclusions.

"We have looked at all the historical documents that allege this, that and the other (in regard to cannibalism) but we have reached no specific conclusions on just what happened at Alder Creek," he said in an e-mail Thursday night.

Dixon and Schablitsky led a team that found a campfire hearth at the Alder Creek site in the summer of 2004, establishing for the first time that part of the Donner Party spent that fateful winter there.

The main group, which primarily set out from Independence, Mo., spent the winter along what is now called Donner Lake, bordering Interstate 80 just west of Truckee.

The new research documents a menu at Alder Creek that included deer, rabbits and small rodents, along with the family's oxen and livestock.

The researchers also found lead shot, apparently cast at camp, that was of very poor quality. "So that may have accounted for some of their problems," Dixon said.


*** Can you hear all the descendants of the people who were there saying "Yeah, bitches, we told you that ALL these years!!! Eat this!!!

No, Bob, leave your socks on

AN Egyptian cleric's controversial fatwa claiming that nudity during sexual intercourse invalidates a marriage has uncovered a rift among Islamic scholars.

According to the religious edict issued by Rashad Hassan Khalil, a former dean of Al-Azhar University's faculty of Sharia (or Islamic law), "being completely naked during the act of coitus annuls the marriage".

The religious decree sparked a hot debate on the private satellite network Dream's popular religious talk show and on the front page of Al-Masri Al-Yom, Egypt's leading independent daily newspaper.

Suad Saleh, who heads the women's department of Al-Azhar's Islamic studies faculty, pleaded for "anything that can bring spouses closer to each other" and rejected the claim that nudity during intercourse could invalidate a union.

During the live televised debate, Islamic scholar Abdel Muti dismissed the fatwa: "Nothing is prohibited during marital sex, except of course sodomy."

For his part, Al-Azhar's fatwa committee chairman Abdullah Megawar argued that married couples could see each other naked but should not look at each other's genitalia and suggested they cover up with a blanket during sex.

***"Nothing is prohibited during marital sex, except of course sodomy." Yet another reson not to get married!!!

If having Jesse Ventura as governor wasn't bad enough..

MINNEAPOLIS (Reuters) - Minnesota voters, who eight years ago elected a former professional wrestler as their governor, may find a self-proclaimed vampire on the ballot for the office this year.

"Politics is a cut-throat business," said Jonathan "The Impaler" Sharkey, who said he plans to announce his bid for governor on Friday on the ticket of the Vampyres, Witches and Pagans Party

"I'm a Satanist who doesn't hate Jesus," Sharkey told Reuters. "I just hate God the Father."

However, he claims to respect all religions and if elected, will post "everything from the Ten Commandments to the Wicca Reed" in government buildings.

Sharkey also pledged to execute convicted murders and child molesters personally by impaling them on a wooden pole outside the state capitol.

Sharkey told the Minneapolis Star Tribune that he's a vampire "just like you see in the movies and TV."

"I sink my fangs into the neck of my donor ... and drink their blood," he said, adding that his donor is his wife, Julie.

The field for the governor's race in Minnesota is far from complete. Republican incumbent Tim Pawlenty is widely expected to seek another term in November and his Democratic opponent has not been determined.

Sharkey said he planned to announce his candidacy on Friday -- the 13th -- because that was "my lucky number."

*** What a platform the guy runs on!!!! But why stop at governor?!?!?! How about President? I bet there will be other Vampyres and witches running also. **COUGH COUGH EDITORIAL COMMENT COUGH**

Homicide in the dental chair?

ANTIOCH, Calif. -- The Sacramento County Coroner has ruled the death of a 3-year-old while he was undergoing a dental procedure a homicide. The California Dental Board and the district attorney are now investigating the circumstances of how the boy died last summer in the Delta-area dental office. A dentist who conducted the procedure, William Martin Nielsen, has been practicing and treating patients at his Antioch office during the six months since the death of 3-year-old Rogelio Campos-Crespo, of Brentwood According to authorities, the little boy was being prepped to have crowns placed on decaying teeth, when something went wrong. The Sacramento County Coroner's report says that "the decedent's nose and mouth were covered by the dentist's hand to calm him, while a 4-by-4 gauze pad or sponge ... was left behind in the mouth," which caused him to smother and likely choke on the gauze pad during the dental procedure. The pad had been left behind in the mouth and acted as a gag, according to the report.

*** The dentist is holding his hand over the kid's mouth to "calm him down" as he is sitting there fighting for life?!?!?! Oh my goodness!!

I'm gonna miss, gonna miss..... Lou Rawls

Man, I just heard that Lou Rawls funeral was today. (I REALLY need to watch the news and such instead of watching all the court shows on tv!) The man had a voice that was smooth and he seemed to be a very class gentleman. I just pulled out the old cds to listen to him again. Thank you Mr. Rawls for all that you gave the world!!!

If I were a pimp....

Your Pimp Name Is...

Pimptastico Luv
What's Your Pimp Name?

Isn't it amazing they actually had a picture of me?!?!