Decisiions, Decisions

I really want to go out tomorrow and look around at some of the sales. Conversely I don't want to be assaulted by a lady that weighs more than me trying to get to the book that Oprah recommended or the last iPod nano. Maybe I will venture out later in the morning after the big early rush.

Batteries not included....

Gosh dang it why don't I ever have batteries when I need them>!>! I was wanting to take a picture of my lovely turkey for you earlier. But NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO. The batteries were dead and I couldn't find any replacements. Oh well you can get a picture of it by just imagining the perfect looking and tasting turkey. Yep that works for me!!

Dinner was SPLENDID!!!

I hate to toot my my own horn but HOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKK HhhhhhhhhhhhOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKK!! I did it again this year. Another brilliant Turkey Day dinner!!! Now to catch a nap!!!

Turkey's in the oven,...

Well the main event is getting closer!!! The turkey is in the oven. I am about to go get the sweet potatoes rolling. Life is good!!

What horrible news!!!!

The fairy tale marriage of Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson has ended and in Oklahoma you can hear 1 man say "YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!". I never really watched " Newlyweds " because I never thought either of them were interesting. I mean I watch almost every celeb reality show but the only time I caught this one was when my ex was watching it and I was just to tired to move. What I saw was a couple in trouble. Nick seemed like a good enough guy and that he was trying to get his career back on track. Jessica seemed cold to him, more interested in what her family of imbeciles wanted her to do and she tried hard to keep all of the publicity to keep "her" famous. Not "them" famous. Marriages like this are doomed to failure. (Boy do I know about that.) It failed and so they move on towards fading into the distant memories of America. Trust me, Jessica is not as good a singer as her family thinks she is. She is not even as hot as her family thinks she is! She'll remain in the public eye for a little while and then will be replaced when some fresh faced singer comes along. I can't wait for that day!!! Nick, it sucks that it's over but I think you can be more happy elsewhere, man.